Due to the present circumstances, you have conjured the wrath of The High Council of Torpes. Effective immediately, you are to be thrown out of the organization, stripped of all your rights, and revoked of all past privileges which were previously awarded to you for being a member of The High Council. Your name, as we speak, has already been stricken from all Council records.
All connections of The High Council to you, your family, up to the 2nd degree of consanguinity, is hereby renounced. Future application to The Council of your children, your children's children, and all other descendants, will be viewed with utmost discrimination and sternely scrutinized before any chance of acceptance to The Council.
Upon arrival in the Philippines, or in any of Her sovereign lands and territories, The High Council will see to your immediate arrest, torture, and public execution by slow roasting on a "for humans"-sized Shawarma cooker, broadcasted exclusively on the 3 Angels Broadcasting Network.
As one former friend to another, I suggest that you postpone your return to The Philippines indefinitely. May God have mercy on your soul.
Sieg Hail!
Brother JM Taylor Arbiter - The High Council of Torpes cc: Lord High Priest Benedict Alegre
10 comments:
wohoooo :) torpe no more!
nde ka na bading! =p
i knew it! i knew it! i knew it! =P so happy for you...
astig ...
congrats! take care of my ninang =D
finally!!
lovers in cyprus!!! wohoo!!!
hehe congrats dude :)
wuhoo! nice pic! sweet sweeet! buti naman at ndi ka na nabading...matagal tagal na rin namin napapansin yan eh...before cyrpus pa... :P
February 11, 2006
To Brother Allan Vistan:
Due to the present circumstances, you have conjured the wrath of The High Council of Torpes. Effective immediately, you are to be thrown out of the organization, stripped of all your rights, and revoked of all past privileges which were previously awarded to you for being a member of The High Council. Your name, as we speak, has already been stricken from all Council records.
All connections of The High Council to you, your family, up to the 2nd degree of consanguinity, is hereby renounced. Future application to The Council of your children, your children's children, and all other descendants, will be viewed with utmost discrimination and sternely scrutinized before any chance of acceptance to The Council.
Upon arrival in the Philippines, or in any of Her sovereign lands and territories, The High Council will see to your immediate arrest, torture, and public execution by slow roasting on a "for humans"-sized Shawarma cooker, broadcasted exclusively on the 3 Angels Broadcasting Network.
As one former friend to another, I suggest that you postpone your return to The Philippines indefinitely. May God have mercy on your soul.
Sieg Hail!
Brother JM Taylor
Arbiter - The High Council of Torpes
cc: Lord High Priest Benedict Alegre
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